A Poem Written By A Woman
I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen all day long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.
A Poem Written By A Man…
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care!
