About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the
Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love My work, but I do not. I think I hate
all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but
and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live!! Ok...I won't be
funny anymore. I am a cool guy with zeal to enjoy life (For all those Who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status: what?
Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age: 101111111111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children: can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity: Programmer.
Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor: weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking: This is the first.
Pets: Yeah, my manager looks like a dog. :-)
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer?
Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown: My Company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company,
looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying
about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
TV shows: can't afford one.
Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of my cubicle....
