A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple.

When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, “Now I have to arrange for a Ghet.”

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet.

So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, “You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?” (Circumcision)

She replies, “Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire prick!”

Also:

‘Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’ ~ Robin Williams