A policeman was interviewing 3 SARDARS who were getting trained to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first SARDAR a picture for 5
seconds and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the
picture I showed is his side profile." Slightly flustered by this
ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second
SARDAR and asks him "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matterwith you two?

Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of
his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize him? He quickly adds, Think hard before giving me a stupid
answer."

The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The
suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know
himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I
check this file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I
can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.
Good work! How were you able to make such an
acute observation?"

"That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because
he only has one eye and one ear."