............................................................................................................................. Buldeep singh went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver. Buldeep singh : Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Buldeep singh : Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Buldeep singh : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today. Servant: What can I do now sir? Buldeep singh : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? Buldeep singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir Buldeep singh : What...? No swimming pool? Servant: Yes Sir Buldeep singh : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!
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Buldeep singh went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver. Buldeep singh : Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Buldeep singh : Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Buldeep singh : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today. Servant: What can I do now sir? Buldeep singh : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? Buldeep singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir Buldeep singh : What...? No swimming pool? Servant: Yes Sir Buldeep singh : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!