A Software Professional in Hell !
One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes ,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says " Five million dollars ".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
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Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group
members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes , then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says " Ten million dollars ".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
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Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various
technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says " Twenty dollars "..
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
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Calling hell to hell is local call!!! " ;-)
