STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: **

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. **
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me... **
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? **
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple** **


GIRL : Darling, I wan! t to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? **
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?? **
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


**SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. *
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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.** **
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of
the mouth. **

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. **
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1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". **
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2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it". **


3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher"**
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6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sa! m : "She's a woman". **
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7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance
repeated".** **
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8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love". **
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9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". **
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10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records sho! w that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died". **

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11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the same time." **