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bihari laloo and punjabi jokes
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26-Sep-2009 05:21:21 AM
A sardarji went to toilet ten times
A sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour. Somebody asked - sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya? sardar - hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi
Bihari Coming from three hour long class
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
B.A.
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Jai Bihar
This is a true incident which happened in a college. A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he doesn't know how to put it in English. He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class.......... Prof. Bihari #Inside the Class : ---------------- * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ).. * Both of u three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today... * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... * Take 5 cm wire of any length.... # About his family : ---------------- * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) # At the ground : ------------- * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. # To a boy, angrily : ----------------- * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ? # Giving a punishment : ---------- * You, rotate the ground four times... * You, go and under-stand the tree... * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?) # Sir at his best : ------------ Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (to that boy) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre."
Laloo
Kaunsi devi ka kaunsa prasad India main famous hai? Rabdi Devi ka Laloo Prasad :)
Laloo Jokes
What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? La loo **************** Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on... ***************************Laloos family planning policy.. "Don't have more than two children in one year"************************************ At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED." ************************************** A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?" "Marriage ****************************** After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left" ******************************** Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embassy was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar" **********************************
Laloo PM
What would be changed if Laloo Prasad Yadav becomes India's Prime Minister? ~ National Anthem: Khaana Pina Adhik jaroori hai..... ~ National Attire: Dhoti & Kurta. ~ National Drink: Fresh Buffalo Milk. ~ National Animal: Buffalo from Bihar. ~ National Sport: Milking Buffalo(Morning), Buffalo Race(Evening). ~ Corporate language: English-va. ~ National Toy: A.K.58. ~ National Family Planning Policy: Hum Do, Humaare Dozen. ~ National Documentary Film: Laloo Bann gayaa gentleman. ~ National Vehicle: Buffalo Cart. ~ Laloo's Slogan: Jab Tak rahegaa samosemein Aloo, Tab tak rahegaa humaara P.M. Laloo.
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