What is a gay Maharashtrian called?
Deccan Queen
What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian?
Western Ghat.
What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
Sadashiv.
Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?'
Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
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What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate
What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?
Western Ghat.
What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
Sabudana Khichdi.
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What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
Cool-karni.
What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
Ba-gul.
What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
Urmila MakkadTondkar.
Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore.
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How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.
What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
"I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local".
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What do you call...?
James Bond's Maharastrian cousin?
Janu Bande
Roger Moore's Maharastrian cousin?
Rajaram More
A Maharashtrian with a prostrate gland problem?
Gotya Andorkar
A Maharashtrian Sena-baiter?
Waghoji Waghmare
A Maharashtrian belly dancer?
Shantabai Potdukhe
A baby Maharashtrian rat?
Bal Kurtadkar
A Maharashtrian school in Japan?
Ya-shica
Maharashtrian bermudas?
Dada Kondkes ( Like NYKE)
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A sexy pair of Maharashtrian Chappals?
Padmini Kolhapuris
A Maharashtrian who died after taking a loan?
Lone Mela
A vegetarian Maharashtrian?
Sadfule Bhajirao
A Maharashtrian burger?
Vada Pao
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