More indian stuff
What is a smart Malayalee called? Debo-nair.
What is a dynamic malayalee called ? Pheno-Menon.
Why did the malayalee crossed the road ? Simbly.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another? Keyhollo.
How was wire invented? Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman? Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Why is India a banana republic? Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What is a jiving Sardar called? Breakdan Singh.