scene : argument between apple and banana
banana : says to apple..hahaha..people cut u badly and eat u up !!
apple : so what!! people make u naked and eat u up..hahahah!!!

question : what is the difference between a man and a superman?
answer : man wears a underwear from inside while superman wears a underwear from outside..



question : why did 18 sardarjis went to see a movie in a theatre together?
answer : because they felt that below 18 persons instead of below 18 age was not allowed..


question : what does sardarji think when he see a banana peeal?
answer : i have to fall now....

question : what did the ant says to an elephants ear..so that the elephant becomes uncouncious? answer : i am going to be mother of your child
scene : there is an argument between two mad persons
mad1 : i will delete the whole world!
mad2 : but i will not give u a eraser(rubber) then how can u delete the whole world

scene : there is a talk between 3 children..
child1 : my father is a superman!
child2 : so what my father is a heman!
child3 : so what..my father is a doberman!
(...hahaha..doberman is a dog...)


scene : talk between three children
child1 : my father drives a car so fast that in one minute he reaches america from india
child2 : my father drives a car so fast that in one second he reaches america from india
child3 : my father drives a car so fast that his car is in a garage and he himself is in a hospital!!


scene : talk between 2 fish
question : what did one fish said to another?
answer : keep your mouth shut so that u don't get caught..


question : who earns a living by driving his customers away
answer : a taxi-driver...hahaha


question : what does a clean nose have?
answer : finger-print


question : what is the easiest way to get on TV?
answer : to sit on the set..


question : where do two dogs go when their tails r cut off?
answer : to the retailer...


scene : 10 sardarjis dragging a bus
question : why does the bus didn't move when 10 sardarjis were pushing the bus
answer : because 5 were pushing the bus from front and 5 from back.


scene : in an aeroplane ...talk between an american,russian and indian
american : in our country there is a rocket which touches the sun and comes back
russian and indian : it is impossible..because it will get burnt..
american : two fingers down..
russian : in our country there is a submariane which touches the sea bead and comes back.
american and indian : it is impossible..because it will get crashed
russian : two fingers above..
(now it is the turn of the indian to speak out..)
indian : in our country people drink with their nose...
american and russian : how come....it's impossible..
indian : two fingers down.....hahahah!!!!



scene : ant and elephant plays hide and seek
it is the turn of the ant to find out the elephant...
elephant goes to the temple and hides there...
but the ant catches the elephant
elephant : asks to ant..how u have caught me !!
ant : u have left your shoes outside the temple..