"Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota"
"CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,
CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,
Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to…
HARPIC Use Krne ka…"
"Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai…."
"1 message recieved
1 cool person sent it
1 fool is reading it
1 fool is angry
1 fool is still reading
1 fool will frwd thid msg to another fool"
"Man: Please whisper those 3 little words
that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell"
"Still Smiling :)
Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect
Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence
Smile 2 Lover Means Love
Smiling In Front Of Computer Means Mental
Still Smiling!
(Confirmed) "
"Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time."
"When i miss u i read your sms
when i want to see u i close my eyes
and
when i want to hear your voice
I Simply throw a stone over Donkey"
"One day a donkey looked into mirror n said,
“Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes
“Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don’t look into mirror coz..
I’ll miss u…"
