Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
Son: If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging
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