Munna Bhai & Circuit Jokes
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
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Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Munna Bhai: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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Munna Bahi: Are Circuit boly tu, agar bina daanton ka Kuta kat le
to kya karny ka ?
Circuit: Very simple bahi, boly tu bina Sui ke 14 injection lagvane ka...
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Munna Bhai: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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Munna Bhai: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Circuit: Bhai, gaadi hai.
Munna Bhai: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Circuit: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Principal: Akal badi ki bhais?
Munna Bhai: Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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Circuit: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.
Munna Bhai: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.
Circuit: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi
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College ke char devare me ajeb se khel hote hai khel he khel me dilo ke mel hote hai class room jaise jail hote hai eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai...
