General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and
Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely
dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Vajpayee are sitting there
looking perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: “These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri.
Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that
she slapped him.”
Madhuri is thinking: “Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped.”
Musharaf is thinking: “Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri,
she thought it was me and slapped me.”
Vajpayee is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again.”
