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Sardar di fight
Sardar:kl menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.
Pandit:fer tu kuj nai kita?
Sardar:mai keha himmat hy te kallay kallay aao.
Pandit:fer.?
Srdar:fer sarian ne wari wari kutia.
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AIK DAFA AIK TRUCK DOOSRE TRUCK KO KHENCH RAHA THA AIK SARDAR DEKH KAR ZOR ZOR SE HANSANE LAGA
SARDAR: AIK RASI KO 2 TRUCK UTHA RAHE HAI
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SARDAR
begam mene dawa kha li he ab zara kaam wali shaanti Ko to Bula do
Wife!Q ?
SARDAR
Doctor Ne Bola Hai Ke Raat Ko Dawai Khao or Shaanti K Saath So jao.
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Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha,banta ne pucha are yar bidi se koi dhuan nahi aa raha hai, santa bola-sardar hai kya, sale ye CNG bidi hai.
Gd nt
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a sardar fell ill and was shivering with cold doctor cam and asked what happen his son said …
bimari da te koi pta nahi par aba subah da vibration te laga ve..
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In KBC Srk questioned “In which state ganga flows”?
Sardar: Liquid state
Audience clapped
Srk was shocked
turned to the audience
n said
All were sardars!
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truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe ja raha tha.
ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”.
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sardar and his wife in bus :
vife : vekho ji pichy wala meri bra vich hath panda aaa…….
sardar : koi gal ni us bewaqoof nu ki pata ke batuwa te mere kol a ……….
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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and *again* barefoot!”
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Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.
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