Seen at a Railway Station.
Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free
Sign at a barber's saloon in Delhi
We need your heads to run our business
Notice at a barber's shop:
Haircut for Rs 15/- . Children for Rs 10/-
Seen on a bulletin board
Sucess is relative.
More the success, more the relatives.
Notice in the toilet
This urinal is out of order - Kindly use the floor below.
Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager
