Sardar found the answer to the most difficult  question ever - 

What will come first, Chicken or egg? 

O  Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. 

A teacher told all students in a class to write  an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one  Sardarji. 

He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!' 

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U  This Packet 

Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could  Have posted it.... 

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for  Divorce. 

Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3  children? 

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR  

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my  Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d  passengers in d car he was Driving.. 

A Teacher  lecturing on population: 

'In Indi a after every 10 secs a women  gives birth to a kid. '  

A Sardar stands up-  'We must find & stop her!. ' 

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.  

The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.  

Sardarji goes to China  to find the meaning of his  friend's last Words. 

And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the  OXYGEN TUBE!' 

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror  with his eyes closed. 

His wife asked what you are doing.  

He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.  

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule  before taking it? 

Guess what... 

To avoid side  effects!!!  

Man: Sardarji  where were U born? 

Sardarji: Punjab . 

Man: Which part?  

Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in  Punjab Yaar'.  

Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho  ke...... ' 

Sardar :'Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein  Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!' 

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is  disturbing Me. 

I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts  whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'  

A person went into the office  kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She  was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.  Thinking  this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them  rather than old clothes or an overall. 

She showed him the  instructions on the tin, 'For Best Results put on Two Coats'   

A sardar was  drawing money from ATM, 

The sardar behind him in the line  said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks  (****). ' 

The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong,  Its 1258' 

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in  school or College??? 

A:) They are the ones who erase their  notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!     

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?  

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........  

Santa Singh  MBBS 

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own  practice. 

He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the  tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. 

Finally he said  Battery is Ok !!!